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"You Are
The Survival Expert So You're Ready Anytime Anywhere Instead Of Another
Dead Statistic!"
Updated:
100923C May 2012
Hello, my name is Joseph A. Laydon
Jr. Thank you for visiting my no-hype website. Yes,
you can be a true
Survival Expert in your own next of the woods so YOU'RE READY ANYTIME
ANYWHERE - meaning when you become my full subscriber, pound-for-pound
you'll know more
REAL SURVIVAL than 99.9999999999%
of all the "inexperienced, unknowing, in the dark"
folks walking this Earth (past, present & future).
YES, that
includes those elite military SERE Instructors (US, Great Britain,
Australia,...) and all those civilian survival instructors
out there and that's my personal Double Money-Back Guaranteed Fact!!!
Here, let me get this over
with right now.
I don't want to hype you into anything, nor waste your time.
If you think your life and the lives under your care are
worth a
lousy $1 per survival trick then hang-in there cause I want to send you
25 all-around survival tricks (Wilderness, Health, Crime and Money
Survivals) that I know have far far far more value than $25 bucks.
OK, let me get back on track.
I'm here to tell you that
there isn't a
man, woman, kid, critter,... - anyone walking this Earth that knows
more all-around international survival than I do (my subscribers not
included - YOU??) and that's my personal Double Money-Back Guarantee!
And I'll prove every word - once you become a
Subscriber
(see below).
You came here for
beneficial all-around survival information
that WORKS that you can
use
starting today to greatly improve and enhance your life. You
are going
to learn
from the best and most successful all-around survivalists that ever
walked this
Earth so you can be more self-reliant WITHOUT depending on anybody to
rule
& dictate your precious life.
"RAMBO
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E. Boston, MA -06 Sep. 2001
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You're about to
learn all-around survival with respect to Wilderness Survival,
Health Survival, Crime Survival and Money Survival. Whether
you
know it or not, these 04 Survivals
are
serious threats to you and yours every second of every minute of your
precious
and only life on this Earth. Think about it - every defeat in
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and Money Survivals.
When you become a full subscriber,
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death threat that comes your way. You'll be more prepared
than 99.9999999999% of
anyone, anything,... walking this Earth
and that's
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started.
I'll tell you
upfront, I want your business so I'm going to send you 25
all-round international survival tricks for only a buck apiece.
And I'll tell you ahead of time of
what I'm
going to
send you, so here's a detailed list of all - 25 Anytime Anywhere
Survival
Tricks so you're ready Anytime Anywhere! OK, I'm gonna jump
around
between
Wilderness, Health, Crime and Money Survivals so hang on. Let's get
started
with some wilderness survival. Here's a real life-saver I learned back
in 1974
- Sauna
In A Can.
When you become a
subscriber and start
getting your 25 survival tricks, at the end of each survival
trick, you be given links to my other websites. OK, I'm going
to skip around so hang on. Here's a small taste of the THOUSANDS
of International Survival Applications, Techniques and Tricks you'll
get when you become a full subscriber. OK, let's get
started with life-saving Sauna
In A Can.
01)
Sauna In A Can: Back in 1974 I learned this
survival trick as a Private Know-Nuthin' when attending the 82nd
Airborne
Recondo Course (an intense baby Ranger School) outside of Fort Bragg
NC. It was
so cold that night in a patrol base at O'Dark Thirty out in the middle
of nowhere,
and that wet North Carolina cold really hurts, it feels like it goes
right thru
you, and it can invite KILLER HYPOTHERMIA (body temperature drops and
mentally
and physically you go to crap - 99% will just give-up and die in-place
- NOT
YOU). "Sauna In A Can" works even when you're soaking
shivering wet
and it's below freezing! This survival trick you gotta know
so you'll
be ready
on your next outdoor adventure. I've used it several times
and it
probably
saved my own life. I'll tell you everything when you send in
your order.
02)
#01 Super Salve For Brown Recluse Spider Bites And
More: I'm always searching and buying beneficial products
and here's one
worthy of your attention. I have a new jar of this salve in my bathroom
closet
right now. A couple 0f weeks ago (January 2011), I tried it on one of
my cats.
Her fur was falling out and her back was bald and bleeding. I grabbed
her and
held on to her real good while I smeared the salve on her back and
other bare
bleeding parts. Sure enough, less than a week later, I saw great
results. Her
fur is already growing back and the many wounds have healed. And this
Super
Salve can do wonders for many different skin problems where most other
medications
have failed. I'll tell you about this super salve when you order today.
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03)
Super Immune Booster: I often run into folks
that are sick or on their way to getting sick. I tell them of a natural
ingredient I use internally and externally that's proven itself time
after
time. When you become a subscriber, I'll tell what this healing
concoction
is and how I've used it internally and externally instead of expensive
over-the-counter or prescribed medicines.
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"Joe,
your package is clear, concise,
informative, broad based, complete with... The combination of
pencil
illustration, videos, and text plus step by step info on the
development stage,
trial and error, tips for safe application
and most important prevention
tips at the outset are invaluable. Many books,
periodicals, catalogs,
are already in my personal library, However,
in
comparison, the totality of
information you provide on topics as... is vastly superior.
Many thanks,
God Bless.
Thomas
K., Nevada - 04 Jan. 2001
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04)
Sniper Tricks To Get You On Target For Man Or
Beast: While in
the military, I got lucky and attended 02
different
Sniper Courses and learned quite a bit. I also learned some neat tricks
to
insure that bullet arrives at its intended target whether for training,
man or
beast. When you become a subscriber, I'll give you a couple neat
tricks to
enhance your long-range marksmanship so you're ready Anytime Anywhere -
so order right now.
05)
#01 Burn Remedy For Pain And Healing: One
day in October 2006, I was pouring boiling hot water straight from the
stove
into my thermos using a funnel. The funnel slipped and I poured boiling
hot
water directly on my hand and wrist. Before my brain could register
& relay
the pain, the damage was already done. I burned the skin clean off part
of my
hand and wrist. The burnt area was STOP
SIGN RED
and the THROBBING POUNDING PAIN got worse and worse. I went to my own
Survival
Program and went to my A - Z Index which has more than 10,000+ survival
entries
that I send my full subscribers (YOU). I looked-up a remedy
that I used
and it
worked so good I got to tell you about it. The nagging pounding pain
stopped
almost immediately (within a minute or so). Hardly anyone knows of this
burn
remedy but you will when you become a subscriber. This
unknown and
super
cheap ingredient should be carried by every military medic, every EMT,
every
fire truck, every first-aid kit, every Go To Sh!+ Plan Emergency
Pack,... This single survival trick is worth a couple hundred
bucks by itself - so order ALL 25 survival tricks for a buck apiece
today.
06)
#01 Healer For Super Aching Feet: Back in
1980, I attended the US Army Ranger School. Months later, I
returned to
my duty
station to an isolated compound south of Fort Bragg, NC.
Almost
immediately
something was wrong. The bottom of my feet hurt so bad I could barely
take baby
steps. I went on sick call and ended up at Womack Army
Hospital in Fort
Bragg,
NC. The doctor told me my feet were traumatized, they went in
shock due
to all
the patrolling (walking) while in Ranger School. They made me
customized arch
supports but they did absolutely nothing to relieve my super aching
pain. My
Army career was about to end and I was going to be medically discharged
from
the Army. Super luck came my way when I caught an ad in a
magazine for
aching
feet. I sent away for this MIRACLE PRODUCT and I was HEALED.
NO MORE
PAIN and I
was back to duty and ended-up completing 20-years. I'll tell
your
everything
about this MIRACLE PRODUCT for your aching feet when you send in your
order today.
07)
Indestructible Home-Made Emergency Raft:
Remember
all the catastrophic effects of Katrina back in December 2005?
Remember all
the folks that were stranded cause they had no boat to get out.
How
about them
poor folks that evaded to the top of their roofs only to be grabbed and
taken
away by hungry gators. According to www.answers.com,
approximately
1,836 people
lost their lives. Anyway, I'll tell you how to very very
cheaply make a
raft
that 50 grown men can't destroy nor can those same 50 grown men can
submerge
this indestructible raft. This is based on my own experience while
attending US
Army SERE School. I'll tell you everything when you send in
your order now.
08)
Zulu Super Food: On
22 January 1879,
approximately 20,000 Zulus defeated a contingent of approximately 1,500
British
soldiers and African allies at Isandhlwana and approximately another
4,000
Zulus were enroute to destroy a much smaller contingent of
approximately 150
British soldiers and African allies located at Rorke's Drift.
The
famous & fierce
Isandhlwana, Rorke's Drift and 06 other battles proved the undisputed
bravery
of those British soldiers and the World Class athleticism and super
vibrant
health of the Zulu warriors. I'll reveal everything about the
Zulu Super Food so
you're
vibrantly healthy too.
09)
$600+ Bucks Back In My Pocket: The first
time I used this trick (1987), I saved more than $600 bucks and I did
no work
what-so-ever. I tell you exactly what I did and still do
today so I
always have
extra money. You can do the same thing starting as soon as
you know
this
money-making, money-saving trick.
10)
Lose It Or Else Weight-Loss: I wrote and
self-published a book titled "169+
Lose It Or Else Weight-Loss Facts
And
Tricks!" I'll give you a hand-picked weight-loss
trick
when you become
a
subscriber so you're vibrantly healthy.
11)
Home Invasion Defense: Most states except
for a few backward states like Illinois have laws on the books that
allow their
law-abiding citizens to carry a concealed weapon for their own
protection. I'm
all for personal protection and home defense. I've spent
years training
and
teaching Close Quarter Battle (CQB) and teaching sniping to folks in
other
countries. When it comes to home defense I'll teach you 02 life-saving
tactics
that can save your life and those under your care when life-threatening
scumbags enter your home uninvited. These same 02 CQB tricks
are used
by
special A-Teams within the US Army Special Forces (Green Berets), Navy
SEALs,
Delta Force, SWAT Teams... These 02 tactics will give you
peace of mind
for the
rest of life. So become a subscriber today, you won't regret
it.
12)
Tonic Of Life: It's
called the "Tonic
Of Life" and its super healing combination of ingredients have long
been
used to remedy a laundry list of sickly maladies. I'll tell
you all
about the
"Tonic Of Life"when you become a subscriber.
13)
#01 Money-Making Teacher: In 1996, I
traveled to Naperville, IL and attended a small business seminar for
beginners.
In my humble opinion, I got the chance to listen to this World Class
money-making guru. If you're interested in starting a
business or want
to
re-kick start your current business, I highly recommend that you get
anything
this guru is selling. I've purchased his materials in the
past and plan
on
getting more of his life-changing money-making materials in the future.
I'll
tell you a lot more about this money-making guru when you become a
subscriber.
14)
Color Therapy: Color
Therapy is just 01 of
more than 60 Alternative Therapies I reveal in my many publications.
Did you
know color,
certain
colors have
the amazing ability to affect the user whether
in a healing
mode
or
positively affecting their
actions, mood,... And I'll give one bona
fide
technique of color therapy being used today. May
be you
can use this
same color therapy to enhance your health your life.
15)
Panamanian Fishing Trick: While stationed at
Fort Davis, Panama, I repeatedly heard about 02 soldiers going out to
Gatun
Lake (supports the Panama Canal) at 7am and by noon they had more than
100
tasty bass fish in the boat. I kept hearing stories about
these 02
soldiers
catching pounds and pounds of tasty fish. After a few years I
finally
tracked
down these soldiers and they told me how they LEGALLY and EASILY caught
all
those tasty bass fish. I tried it myself and I'll be damned -
it really
worked.
I call this the "Panamanian Fishing Trick" and it can be used
anywhere for just about any species of tasty fish. The lure itself cost
less
than 1/2 a penny!!! I'll tell you everything when you become
a
subscriber.
16)
Build Your Own Website Business For The Price Of A
Couple Dinners: You
see this website and my other
websites, I built all
my websites for practically nothing versus paying web masters THOUSANDS
and
THOUSANDS of dollars. In the past, I've regrettably spent
thousands of
dollars
on websites that didn't do diddly squat money-wise. I'll tell
you how
you can
EASILY LEARN how to build your own website for the price of a couple
dinners.
I'll introduce you to one of the many "money experts" that
will teach
you how to build your own websites so you don't waste thousands of
dollars. You
can be your own WEBMASTER like me and I'll tell you everything when you
become
a subscriber!
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"THERE’S
SO MUCH STUFF IN THE SURVIVAL PROGRAM
YOU CAN’T EVEN JUST THUMB THROUGH IT IN ONE SITTING.
Every time you
go through it you’ll pick up something new, or rember something you
forgot.
The videos & newsletters give you many other options.
"If
something is’nt going to work, it’s not going to
work. So you better have other options. The videos
& newsletters
give you many other options. I
knew
most of the advanced fire starting
methods, BUT
LAYDON TOOK THEM IN DIRECTIONS I NEVER THOUGHT
OF AND SOME I
DIDN’T THINK WHERE EVEN POSSIBLE."
"Most
survival books & programs cover just
the basics. But sometimes the basics just won’t cut it. The
PAWS Program
gives you other options. The most important thing you’ll get
form the
program is you won’t look at things the same way you always have.
You’ll find
different ways to use things or different ways to get things done."
"Everything
has more than one use we just have to
find it. The price of the programs might seem a little high. But if we
had to
do all the testing, and buy all the things that don’t work then it
wouldn’t
seem so bad. Not only do we get the basics WE GET
TECHNICS THAT NO ONE
ELSE IS SHARING."
Dean
K., Idaho - 06 May 2004
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17)
Emergency Fire-Starting: I read an article
in Reader's Digest about 02 hunters who were overcome by hypothermia
and both
men died in-place. Yes, no doubt they were very experienced
deer
hunters but as
survivalists when their lives were on the line - both men failed.
They
were
found with matches on their person. One hunter was even found
with his
last
cigarette. Yet they had their life-saver within reach which
no doubt
would have
saved their lives. I'm not bragging, but I consider myself a
leading
expert in
emergency fire-starting cause I've invented many advanced &
ultra-advanced
fire-starting tricks using shampoo, mouthwash, toothpaste, hand soap,
ointments, first-aid ointments, your spit (saliva),... and many more.
Hey, you
go out in the woods with these items, why not know how to start an
emergency
fire with em' cause you just never know. Anyway, I can't
reveal any of
my
advanced or ultra-advanced fire-starting tricks till you become a full
subscriber but I'll tell you how those 02 hunters could have been saved
if they
knew this "emergency fire-starting trick"so you're ready Anytime
Anywhere. I'll tell you everything when you become a
subscriber.
18)
Scumbags And Their Selling Tricks: Since I
started my business back in the 1990s, I tried many money-making
opportunities.
I trusted a lot of folks who turned out to be low life scumbags selling
their
scam crap. From multi-level marketing (MLM) to investments to
invention
processing,... When you become a subscriber, I'll
try my
best to
give you
an abbreviation of a book I self-published called "Scams, Swindles,
Ripoffs & Cons" so you don't lose your hard-earned money.
Remember,
when you become a subscriber, I'll point you in the right
direction to
good folks that really want to help you out like me.
19)
The Real Survivors: In
1991, I started
putting together my own wilderness Survival Program and I started from
scratch.
My philosophy back then and still holds today is to learn
from the Real
Survivors - the baddest survivors to ever walk the Earth,
that have been out there and
survived
impossible conditions - survived their own DOOMSDAY where most would
die
in-place. Real Survivors like Native American Indians,
Mountain Men,
Texas
Rangers, POWs, Expeditions, pioneers, tribesmen, Old West cowboys,
commandos,
bushmen,... And that same philosophy holds for Health
Survival, Crime
Survival
and Money Survival. I'll introduce you to the REAL SURVIVORS
so you're
ready
Anytime Anywhere.
20)
#01 Exercise Machine For Weight-Loss And More:
I don't
care what anybody tells you. I've tried a lot of exercise
machines, but
I'll tell you about the #01 exercise machine you should have in your
house for
your optimum weight and vibrant health. I've got one and I'll
tell you
all
about it when you become a subscriber.
21)
Mind-Over-Matter Tricks: I give my full
subscribers many real Mind-Over-Matter applications and true stories
behind
them. When you become a subscriber, I'll give you a
Mind-Over-Matter
application I use to this day to ignore killer cold weather.
I live out
in the
country so nobody sees me. I often feed the critters in my
underwear
even when
it's below freezing. And in the winter months, I use to get
in my
watergarden
with no protective clothing to clean the filters. It's no big
deal to
me and
I'll tell you about my own Mind-Over-Matter survival trick when you
become a subscriber.
22)
Emergency Super Food: This emergency super
food has been used for centuries all across the globe and even for near
dead
survivors here in the United States. When your life is on the
line, you
gotta
do what you have to or die in-place. I'll tell you about this
"emergency
super food" when you become a subscriber so you're ready Anytime
Anywhere.
23)
Green Super Food: I
don't care what anybody
tells you, these special "green super foods" can really benefit your
body and get your body back to losing all that extra unhealthy weight
and get
your body to its normal vibrant health. These "green super
foods"
also KILL the urge to eat unhealthy sweets and other unhealthy foods.
When you
become a subscriber, I'll tell you about these special "green
super
foods."
24)
Super Memory Trick: When
in the military, I
attended a French Language Course at Fort Bragg, NC. We had homework
every
night and on weekends. I did OK. By my homework scores and
many written
tests,
my French teacher thought I had a photographic memory. I'll
tell you
how I
easily memorized thousands of French words so easily when
you
become a subscriber. And no, it's not word
association.
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really
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amatures training amatures = amatures. Not so with the
Anytime Anywhere
Survival Program TOTAL Package (AASPTP).
If
you want to get past the fantasy
& Walter Mitty crap & learn the real life down
& dirty survival
info this one is it (AASPTP). The survival
& fire starting tricks is
priceless."
Scott
H., Oklahoma - 24 Jan. 2001
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25)
No More Killer Back Spasms: I've been stuck
in my truck, paralyzed on the floor,... because of back spasms that
come out of
nowhere. I've suffered from paralyzing back spasms since I
was a kid.
Not until
1993 did I learn of a 10 cent concoction that I still use today to be
FREE of
anymore super paralyzing painful back spasms that strike so hard they
took away my
breath away. I'll tell you everything when you become a
subscriber.
OK,
what now? To get all 25 Anytime Anywhere Survival Tricks for
and an offer to get a very detailed 180-page Special Report
for my
03 Survival Programs. Just click the link below.
MOST
IMPORTANT NOTE:
My Survival Programs are very very limited. Each
Survival
Program, each Survival Product is produced by my own hands. ABSOLUTELY NO Survival Product
is from any ghost writer.
All
written, video Survival Products, Packages,... are GENUINE &
ORIGINAL works from
the author's decades (since 1991) of "intensive research", own
experiences, inventions, discoveries and Research &
Development.
If you are SERIOUSLY DEAD SERIOUS about your own
self-reliance, your
own survivalbility, your own dependency Anytime Anywhere - I welcome
you to send for your
25 Survival Tricks.
One last matter, to give
you the closest to
personal one-on-one business contact, I use the US Postal Service and
other carriers to insure my unique and superior Survival Products are
delivered quickly and directly right to your anxious hands.
Click the link
directly below (Special Report) to get started - thank your wise
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Most Sinecerely - Joseph A. Laydon Jr.
PS
Any concerns - please feel free to drop me a letter or
e-mail.
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